Hey. I’m Morgan.

But the coolest nickname anyone ever gave me was
⚡MEGA MORG⚡

I’m a girlie who enjoys:

  • Obsessing over (but never joining) pyramid schemes

  • Fantasy romance, literary fiction, and the occasional devastating nonfiction read

  • Appetizers as dinner

  • A hostile takeover of a dive bar’s Touchtunes

  • Irish Goodbyes


If you are an elderly, eccentric & childless billionaire in search of an heir, let’s chat.

CURRENTLY:
Associate Creative Director at Mekanism